A LUMBERJACK'S WOE: SPICE RACK REHAB

This here problem is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be tidy, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a disaster of dusty jars and shattered bottles. I can't even find the cumin when I need it for my famous campfire coffee. This ain't just a kitchen problem, this is an existential quandary. I gotta rehab